Monday, December 19, 2005

Camp round up, plus Days till now... Damn, that's a lot of days :P

By round up, I of course mean a more detailed explanation of what happened over the last 11 days.
Sunday 11/12
Pretty much what I said last time.
"I got to school at about 6, the waited around talking and eating crappy Red Rooster chicken rolls, then the bus got here. We rode it down to the port, got on the boat, waited 'till 9, then rode al night. We went to a buffet, and we played "walking tiggy", because we couldn't run, and we stayed up late, listening to stories and jokes. Some of the stories were scary, too, so picture if you will, pitch darkness, Blaine and on the bottom bunks, Nick and Jesse on the top (Nick was above me), me cowering under the blankets, almost crying with terror, while Blaine told his creepy stories."
'Sept I forgot to mention that the six of us (that is, Me, Kate, Jesse, Nick, Gabby and Blaine) going up onto the outside deck and just getting hammered by the wind and the waves. It was so awesome, just seeing the incredible fury of nature, watching the expressions on my friends faces as they got a mouthful of salty spray... Amazing.
Monday 12/12
We disembarked from the Spirit of Tasmania in Devenport, and went to the McDonald's there, where we got a free Breakfast. Kinda cool, I guess, unless you (like me) had paid for the camp, in which case it wasn't free. Oh well. We left there at 8:30, drove to Marakoopa Cave for a guided tour, where we saw some crazy Stalagmites and Stalactites (don't ask which is which) and some quite large spiders. Creepy.
We then drove to Hobart, and had a tour of the landmarks, which was also cool, and then we got to shit box central, aka the Transit Center Backpackers. I got on the internet and wrote the first camp post. We walked around Hobart again, at night, which was cool.
Tuesday 13/12
We woke at 7, Breakfast at 7:30, left for Cadbury's Chocolate Factory for a 9:30 tour, got free chocolate, brought chocolate (none left, sorry :P), then went to Mt Field National Park, which wasn't as much as a death march as I initially made it out to be. It was pretty cool, we walked to a waterfall, and saw some massive trees, that was awesome, and I had a talk with Jesse, Nick and Gabby, and they seemed to think that I'd changed over those last couple of days. Hm.
They said I was swearing more, I was more confidant, more crude (don't know what they meant by that) and Nick wrongly claimed I was singing more. Hm. Try less. We got back to the Backpackers, had dinner, went to see the Brothers Grimm, got on the internet, wrote the second camp post, the Brothers Grimm was so crap it isn't worth mentioning other than this... Yeah.
Wednesday 14/12
*Shudders* Port Arthur. We packed up, and left for Port Arthur, which is an old Prison work camp dealie, and it's (apparently, depends on who you talk to) haunted. Blaine seems to think it is, judging by his ghost stories (he didn't actually tell any of them by the way, he couldn't be bothered or some shit, I don't know. We had a guided tour of the place during the day, then went to our Second Camp place, a caravan park, which I liked less than the other place. There was a really cool lake though, super clear, really serene. Nick, Jesse, Blaine and Rachael went swimming, and I just watched, then went to dinner, after realising I was late. Oops. Then I had to go and get them. That was embarrassing, walking in half an hour late. =/
We left for the tour, started at 8:15, walked around (this was surreal, almost, seeing this place that we'd explored in the daytime in a whole other light, it's like walking around a school at night, pretty freaky. The fact that the tour guide looked like Alan Rickman (the dude who plays Professor Snape in the Harry Potter movies) didn't help, looking at my appearance) for a while, went underground, lent on a dissection table, got freaked out, maybe heard something, but it was probably some idiot, maybe even Mr Molloy. Damn he was annoying. He hid in doorways and jumped out at people, he grabbed people from behind, then after the tour, he got the bus driver to stop next to a cemetery, claiming that it had broken down, so we all had to get out and walk through the cemetery, and he told us a story (the one with the couple on a deserted road and the maniac decapitated the husband and smashes it against the back window) then we got back on the miraculously fixed bus and went back to the park.
Thursday 15/12
Today, we did pretty much nothing. We got on the bus, drove from Port Arthur to Devenport, had dinner, then got on the boat.

Dunno if you can tell on that map, but that's a freaking long way. About 500 KM, in one day. That's halfway to Sydney.
For dinner that night, we went out to an Italian restraunt, and as per usual, I got screwed over in the food department. They wouldn't even let me order a bowl of chips because the school got some kinda special deal, and chips weren't a part of it. Bah. We had an interesting discussion though, the seven of us (in order from left, going clockwise, Blaine, Nick, Jesse, Tom, Me, Kate, Gabby) we were around a table, with Blaine and Gabby against a wall, and Tom on the other side of the table. Anyway, Jesse, Blaine, Nick and Tom were kinda ganging up against the two girls, making chauvinistic jokes, and generally being asses. When I stepped in to... Mediate, I got my efforts thrown back at me. I don't think I'll try to help people very much anymore, only when they ask for it. Hm. Anyway, we got on the boat, had a talk from Mr Molloy about how we need to stop trying to feel the girls up (he was mainly talking to the OTHER boys, not anyone from our class, besides Evan)(lol), then we had an hour to do stuff, then we had a crappy presentation, then I watched the end of the fantastic 4, kinda anticlimactic, oh well, I brought Blaine a $30 wombat to give to Mr Molloy because he's leaving, this pissed Kate and Gabby off a bit, I think, as they wanted to collaborate on it... Hm. Who knows. More people tried to pick me up, befuddling not only me, but Evan, who after hearing some girl I don't even know call me "hottie" looked dumbfounded at me and asked "did she just call you--" "yep." Fun was had.
Friday 16/12
We got up, got off the boat, drove to school, went home. I went to Cydus because Jesse asked me to, and he didn't show up, which pissed me off, but Tom and David were there, so I got over it.
Saturday 17/12.
I got up, had a Christmas party, went to bed.
Sunday 18/12
Taekwondo Grading. I think I went pretty damn well, personally, but that's just my opinion, not that of the assessors. =/.
Monday 19/12
Went out with my Aunt, accompanying her for her Christmas shopping. We were gonna see a movie, but nothings on.
Tuesday 20/12
I was supposed to start work at 2, but when I read the roster, I thought it was 4, so that's when I started. They didn't care too much.
Wednesday 21/12
I had a friend, Matthew, over for the night (nothing happened :P, but I found out who he likes. Hehe. Aren't I good)
Thursday 22/12
I went to another friend's house, James (Again, nothing happened)
Friday 23/12
I worked from 4 till 10:15. Long day. Really busy. We made $10 000. Woo.
Saturday 24/12
Christmas Eve. Thank god I wasn't working. I went down to my grandma's house, her whole side of the family was there. It was fun. Got lots of prezzies, gave a fair few too. It's hard, living so far away from the rest of my (extended) family, but then I look at people who've migrated over here, and think how hard it must be for them, so in a way I'm lucky. Anyway, I re-re-re got to know my cousins for the 12th time (:P) and went home. We got back at around 8, and I watched some Simpsons (Season 6, I got it from my parents, tre cool)
So that's been my past two weeks, almost. Hope this post isn't too long for you, and if it is you can bite me. I'm tired, it's 11:30, give me a break.
Wishing you and yours a very Merry Christmas, joyeux noel, or however you say it,
Ben
P.S Holy shit! 1500 words! That's a record!

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Still on Camp!

So, all formalties aside, we woke up (this frigging keyboard sucks ass, btw) at 7, had breakfast at 7:30, went to the Cadbury factory, got Chocolate, went on a bushwalk/deathmarch, spoke to Gabby, Jesse and Nick about my "growing up" and "changing", and apparently, I'm becoming more
  • Crude
  • Violent

And also swearing more.Bugger

And apparrently, Nick seems to think (although all the Tazzie chicks hitting on me, we counted nine, could have swayed this) that I'm getting hotter. Wonder why...

So, tomorrow, we're going to Port Arthur, and the Isle of the dead, and Blaine's gonna tell us all the scary stories. Wsh me luck

Ben

Monday, December 12, 2005

I'm on Camp!

It's Monday night, and so far today I've been up for 13 hours or so, as we got woken at around 6 to disembark from the Spirit of Tasmania. But more on that later.
I got to school at about 6, the waited around talking and eating crappy Red Rooster chicken rolls, then the bus got here. We rode it down to the port, got on the boat, wated 'till 9, then rode al night. We went to a buffet, and we played "walking tiggy", because we couldn't run, and we stayed up late, listenng to stories and jokes. Some of the stories were scary, too, so picture if you will, Ptch darkness, Blaine and on the bottom bunks, Nick and Jesse on the top (nck was above me), me cowering under the blankets, almost crying wth terror, whle Blaine told his creepy stores involvng him finding--, nah, you don't need that sort of scarring. Nick and Jesse were fne, though, and tomorrow night Blane's gonna tell us all the scary stories about Port Arthur and the Island of the Dead, the day before we go there. Some might go so far as to say that's a bit unfair. Not me though =/
So, this morning, we were woken at 6 to get of the freaking boat, then we went to McDonalds for a free breakfast. We drove t Hobart, with frequent stops along the way, and we arrved at around 6.
So, here I am, typng my little heart out at a crappy computer, hoping that one of my friends will read this and show some smypathy.
Ben
Btw, I'll try to post again tomorrow night, if I have any internet credt left, as it's really fucking expensve. $10 for 80 mins, come on!

Thursday, December 01, 2005

75th Post extravaganza... Not that it's that extravagant...

La da da da daaa da dah, la da dah daa daa daaah. Badaba la da da da daaa da dah, la da dah daa la Ba Bam.
I'm just not in a good enough mood to do anything extravagant... I've been putting this off for days, because I can't think of anything to write.
I've had other things on my mind.
But, just for the sake of... the reader... I'll try to make this entertaining. I had all this cool stuff planned, too... I was drawing a picture (pixelated) in paint of all my friends, and I was gonna put it here, but I havn't finished it, so it'll have to wait for the 100th post, which I hope to reach by my 16th Birthday. Which is about 8 months away. Holy crap, I can drive, legally in 8 months! Wow. Thats scary. Me, behind the wheel of a car.
So, I was going through my old posts, and I found a really beautiful comment that Brooklyn had left... It... really touc-- moved me. So, thanks Brooklyn.
I don't know where I'd be without my friends... I mean, now, at 10:43 when I'm writing this, I'd probably asleep... but... you know what I mean. I'd be lost without them...
After school today, I waited with Josh to meet Brooklyn. Thats something, that 6 months ago, I would never have done. Not only because I wasn't very friendly with Brooklyn, or that Josh and Brooklyn weren't going out 6 months ago, but because during the past 4 months or so, I've grown much closer to Josh. He's helped me so much, they (Josh and Brooklyn) both have, and I am just so thankful, so grateful to them both. So, thats to Josh and Brooklyn.

Oh, thats all I can write today. This has been, for Canvas of the Jungle, the 75th post. Thanks.
Ben
(P.S. Congratulations to Josh and Brooklyn, who celebrate their 3 month anniversary tomorrow)

Saturday, November 26, 2005

Zany Happenings

I'd like to amend my earlier statement(s) by saying that Nick and Jesse are SIMILAR, yet very different, and certainly not the same. So there.
Also, I think, that on the depth scale, Jesse actually is margianally more shallow than Nick.
And, I might have to re-shape my comments about Blaine, to include "He is also mean to my other friends sometimes, and seems to always get away with it. This annoys me immensly, and when I confront him about it, he always seems to turn it on me."
So that's post 74. Next post is gonna be really good, unless I get really pissed off at someone, and have to say something
Ben

Friday, November 25, 2005

People I'll never get- Part one (post 73)

Ok, so, I've been thinking, and I felt like I needed to say something about the people in my class. Not, you know, trying to antagonise them or anything, but generally saying what's on my mind.
So, for this (posts? weeks?) diatribe, I've chosen Blaine, and Jesse&Nick, or Jesse/Nick, If you prefer.
Before I begin, however, I'm going to say (incase any of them ever read this) I'm not trying to be mean, or try to look like a jack ass, or put you down or anything, it's just some things that have been buzzing around in my brain for months that I finally have an outlet for. So there.
Blaine
So, Blaine. He is an incredibly cool guy, most of the time, except when he is around a certain person, a person whose identity I'm still trying to deduce. I'm not hiding anything, but, when I talk to him without anyone else around, he is so funny, and clever, but when we're with other people, it's a constant barrage of... well, not insults, but, behavior that does not make me think he's my friend. All that said, he's a very, well, incredible person, willing to go the extra mile to make a person feel wanted. I was going through all of his blog posts (link above), and I just realised that, even though he is an immensly complicated soul, with deep thoughts and feelings, he still--wait. Where am I going with this. Crap.
Blaine is cool, but I'll never fully understand him. Yeah.
Jesse
Nick
These two get the same section because, even though they seem different on the surface, deep down their similarities are scary. However, I'd say (sorry Nick) that Jesse is far more deep than Nick. Damn. I just spent(or wasted, if you want to be mean, which is NOT what I'm trying for here) reading Jesse's old blogs. Whereas if I look at Nick's blog, all I see is one freaking huge (and embarrasing, I swear they were out to get me) MSN conversation, and about 25 photos and pictures of his dog (which is cute) and the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Wow. Look at all those brackets.
So, I really don't get either of these guys. I mean, sure, they appear sane, stable and sincere on the surface, but if you were to pro-- searc-- look a bit deeper, I'm sure you'd find some deep dark secret, or broken promise or something like that. So, i don't think I'll ever understand Jesse or Nick.

So those are 3 of the people that I currently don't understand. Just my opinions on them too, if anyone cares. I spent half a bloody hour on this thing, so I hope people read and apppreciate the sacrifices--
Oh crap, there I go again, rambling. :P Sue Me.
Ben

Thursday, November 24, 2005

I could begin by saying I'm bored, but that's simply not true

I mean, sure, its 10 o clock and no one is on MSN (Josh just signed off), but I'm listening to some cool music (Queen), so I'm not complaining.
So, we've had an essay in class to write, and an exam WITH an essay in it, and that takes a lot out of you. It really does.
It's been a kinda hard week for me, with people being teased, and lots of homework, strenuous card games, home work, talk of the weekend (and our day off tomorrow), need I say home work again?
Oh, to hell with this. I guess this is one of my posts that isn't all that interesting. Oh well. Post #72, this be. Only 3 more 'till my extravaganza-dealie. Yay.
Ben

Monday, November 21, 2005

Post number 71

Aren't I good? I think so :P
So, to celebrate this meaningless milestone, I'll do nothing in perticular, but save it all for number 75. You can expect a gala event then.
But for now, I'll be conservative, and keep my opinionated mind to the task of thinking of something interesting to say for post 72,73 and 74. So there.
Ben

Friday, November 18, 2005

Hey! Weekend!

Yay!
So, as you maybe can see, I've changed the layout of my blog. I think it looks cool but maybe you don't, so, say something about it.
All that aside, a very boring week is now over. And I'm glad. I mean, not that we didn't do any work. I'm glad that we didn't do anything. Hehe.
So, we have a buttload of English and History HomeWork to do, but oh well. We'll live.
I'm still bored though, so, yeah.
Ben

Thursday, November 17, 2005

A funny thing happened on the way to school today...

Not really. But I couldn't think of anything else to begin with.
So sue me, I'm not in a creative mood today. Maybe it's because... hmm... about half my friends are on some kinda crazy ass camp. Oh well. I'm not complaining, we've done NO work this week.
I really can't think of anything to say. How sad.
Damn.
Ben

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Best. Day. EVER.

Well, not really. It could have been better, but it could have been much worse. I got up at around 10, to this news:
"ben, you know that josh rang at about 9, right?"
"no, i've been sleeping"
"oh. well, he did"
"ok, i'll call him in a minute"
So, I got out of bed, rang Josh, realised that it wasn't Josh who rang at 9 in the morning, went and yelled at my brother for not taking the message properly, then played GameCube.
That's pretty much all I did untill 3, when I realised "Oh shit, I have work in an hour, and dad can't drive me."
I started running.
I got there on time, though, so all is good.
We finished on time, for once, and I had a really good talk with one of the managers, Erin. He's a pretty cool guy, actually.
Very cool.
So, I had that talk with him, then got home, got on the internet, talked to Josh and Brooklyn, they signed off, I realised I had homework to do, I did my homework, and here we are.

Myself: Past, Present and Future

11/11/05

Dear great Ben of the future,

I never believed that I’d be writing to you, but here I am, so yeah. This is supposed to be about how I feel now, as a Year 9. Maybe I should begin by talking about my past. Or, maybe not. Right now, I feel as though I’m between two big scenes in my life, you might say. As in, waiting for something to happen to lift the mundane of regular life. We have just been burgled, and that made me feel angrier than I’ve ever been. A lot of my stuff got stolen. My MP3 player, my flute… It isn’t fair. Sam was thinking (and saying) “why us?” and I suppose that’s what I’d be thinking, but, really, it’s just a random setback along the road of life.

I’m listening to a song by Queen right now, and if someone had told me two years ago that I would be doing so, I would have laughed. It just goes to show how much people can change in a short amount of time. For instance, I’m much better friends with Josh and Brooklyn that, two years ago, I never would have dreamed possible. Then again, two years ago, I was young and naïve. Now, I’m just Naïve. So much has happened in recent times to change my perceptions of things, and I have no idea what’s going to happen next in my life. Something new, exciting and interesting could occur tomorrow, although tomorrow is a Saturday, I’d doubt it. Nothing ever happens on Saturday. You wake up, think, “Hey! Weekend!” then roll over and sleep ‘till Sunday.

So that’s Past and Present… covered, lets move onto future. In the future, I would not like to see monkeys rule the world, but if they do, please let them make me their leader. If time machines have been invented whenever I’m reading this, send back mucho money to the 25th of November 2005, at around 12 ‘o clock. That’s a day off, so I can enjoy it. Being serious now, I’d like to get my stuff that was stolen back, and I’d like to get a better computer. Those all seem rather frivolous, but hey, it’s easier than wishing for world peace, and I wouldn’t want to deprive the Miss America contestants of something to wish for. Yeah, that was on topic. I just hope that I can do something with my life. I hope that when I read this, I’ve done something with my life, OR that it’s not too late to change it. I also hope that made sense.

If this letter hasn’t made any sense, oh great and wise Ben of the future, then I direct your attention to the Family Guy movie. It may seem like a frivolous thing, but consider that the main character (a baby) goes into the future and sees how bad his life is. He gets angry with himself. He tries to change his life in the future for the better. And in a way, he succeeds. So, if you feel that you’ve made a mess of your/my life, oh great Ben of the future, then read this letter and do something about it. Good Luck.

Ben

Damn. That took up a lot of space. Oh well.
So, thats my homework. Hope the teacher likes it.
Ben

Monday, November 14, 2005

I can see where this is going...

Might as well just concede a few points.
  1. Ok, Nick, you are NOT the same person as Jesse. You just seem to agree on everything, and always take the same side in arguements.
  2. Maybe I am a little harsh to Peter.
  3. There is no way in snot ridden hell that I will forgive him, or go back to being neutral to him. Never. (I'm just that stubborn)
Apart from all of that, however, Nick, you are not without guilt, so STOP FREAKING AVOIDING IT!!!
BAH!!!
...
Yeah...
Moving on...
Today.. was alright, in the grand scheme of things. For one thing, we did NO work. For another thing, I managed to aviod cutting myself (I have 3 cuts on my left hand, and one on my eye, and they all sting like hell). Science, we just watched a Video. Recess... nothing.
Italian, we watched another video, some crappy Michaelangelo thing.
Lunch, we played cricket again, and Jesse hit the ball over the Music building roof, and had to ungracefully climb over a fence to get it (so funny). English, we made cards for our English teacher who got hit by a car. I probably could have said that a little more "sugar-coatedly", but whatever. So, Jesse and I made plans to go to Cydus, I had to wait 20 mins for him to get out of a crappy Bushwhacked meeting, then Nick, Kate, Jesse and I walked down this crappy street, Jesse lost his crappy sleeping mat over some poor persons fence (not poor as in no money, poor as in deserving of sympathy) and had to climb over, breaking the fence =/, then we walked to Grantham street, Jesse and I caught a tram to Cydus, got there, played (I got owned again), left, got home at 6:30, ate dinner, played on the computer, got on the internet, and here I am.
Bah. I wish people would be nicer to others, then I wouldn't need to get angry and kick Jesse's shins in-- uh, get angry.
Ben

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Well, seeing as how this has turned into a debate of sorts...

Here's my ReBUTTal. *moons Nick*
Yeah.
Oh, Come on! Get over yourself Nick, it isn't just one little thing he said two years ago. The catylist for all this hatred is that one little thing, then two whole years of getting shit from him is what's driving this hatred, this utter loathing.
Moving on.
I wouldn't have a clue what Jesse and Nick tell Gabby, probably something just as evil as they're telling you. It's nice to know that someone cares
I know that other people care too, but meh. At least someone said (and is still saying) something Heheh.
So, on to what happened today.
I woke up at 9:15. I didn't have breakfast. No idea why, so don't ask.
I got on the computer, and started playing Warcraft on the Internet. I got owned both games . I left home at around 11, to go to Cydus with Jesse and Nick. I met up with Jesse at the top of my street, by chance, and we got on the tram together. We arrived at Cydus, played against some total morons for a while, Nick got there at around 12:30, we kept playing with the morons, then Jesse, Nick and I left at 2:30, because I had to go to work. I got to Barkley Square at 3, an hour early. I swore silently, realising that I had an hour to kill before going in. SO, I got myself an ice cream, and wandered around for a while. I finally went into work, worked for 4 and 1/2 hours, got home, had dinner, watched some of CSI (boring as all hell, might I add), got on the internet, and here I am.
So, Nick thinks I should forgive him, does he?
Well, maybe once he and Jesse stop being such total dumbasses towards Kate and Gabby, maybe I might consider forgiving Peter. But, I don't quite see how the two are linked...
Notice, once again, how Nick managed to avoid facing the issue of him being mean to the two of them? I wish I could do that.
Ben

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Who really gives a rats arse about Bacon anyway?

Ok, so, seeing as how today is a Saturday, and taking into account that I had work today, this is pretty much gonna be a huge gripe, some reminiscence, and shameless self-pity :P
So, I woke up at around 10, 10:30, thought "Yes, no Tae-Kwon-Do." I didn't have Tae-Kwon-Do because I'm 15 now, and I can't go to the juniors anymore. Thats a good thing, I guess, I'd probably end up killing one of them. 'Specially in these crappy Saturday sessions, we're with kids as young as 6. They don't even have to block my kicks, they just go straight over their heads, like so many bad jokes I've made. That said and done, I don't miss it. Half the lession is the leader-teacher-dude shouting "LISTENING IS A POWERFUL TOOL!" and me thinking "Yes. I wish I could listen now that you've deafened my with your incessant yelling!"
So, instead of being yelled at and kicking a foot over some poor 6 year old's head, I got to stay home, and play on the computer.
I left home at about 1:30 to go to work. Looooong story short, we were half an hour late finishing. Short story Long?
I got there to the phrase "Ben, today, instead of asking what needs to be done, you need to tell me what you're going to do. OK?" "Yes Alice." "Good"
"Alice, I'm sweeping the shop." "Good."
That aside, nothing of real value happened. I cut my middle finger of my left hand open in two places (nothing serious, just stings like hell)(so does my eye =/), got yelled at countless times for not going to customers quickly enough, and wasted my 10 minute break on an ice cream. I got home at around 8:00, watched the end of Big Fat Liar, then got on the internet, and here I am.
So thats my day, with the "reminiscence" part of this done.
A couple days ago, Nick and Jesse were being really tight-assed to Kate and Gabby, and I spoke to Nick about it. I can't actually remember what happened, but it was something like this
"Hey Nick, why are you being such a tightass to Kate and Gabby?" (Me)
"Because they're mean." (Nick)
"Thats no cause for you to be mean to them..."
"You can't talk."
"Why's that?"
"You're a tightass to Peter."
"No, he's a tightass to me."
"Why don't you just forgive him?"
"Uh..."
"You two were such good friends. Don't you want to go back to that?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"He's mean to me."
"He told me that he's only mean to you in direct responce to you being meant to him."
"He's a liar then."
"I doubt it."
And so on...
This really made me think about some things. Such as, why did Nick change my inquisition so fast back on to me? Why is he so mean to them? Am I too mean to Peter? Will I miss him when he leaves next year? Should I apologise?
Just something that's been puzzling me for many a year. I need some help.
Ben

Friday, November 11, 2005

My Triumvirate Of Terror

“Crazy rural High school kids pawned The Amazing MonkeyMan’s morning for an extra boring day!”

“Some random Burglar guy just pawned The Amazing MonkeyMan’s Flute for an extra 600 Gold!”

“Some random Burglar guy just pawned The Amazing MonkeyMan’s DS and games for an extra 550 Gold!”

DOUBLE STEAL!!

“Some random Burglar guy just pawned The Amazing MonkeyMan’s MP3 Player for an extra 100 gold!”

TRIPLE STEAL!!!

Some random Burglar guy is on a Crime Spree!

Blaine’s chin just pawned The Amazing MonkeyMan’s eye for an extra 5 stitches!

Everyone but The Amazing MonkeyMan is OWNING!!!

If you don’t get that, I paraphrased Warcraft 3 to explain my current situation. But I’ll get to that soon. First I need to describe Wednesday.

I woke up to Dad saying “Ben, mum and I can’t take you to school this morning, so you’ll have to get yourself there.” The time was 7:00. Band starts at 8:00.

Thanks Dad, for telling me so early. I had 15 minutes to get ready. Man, that was a rush.

I got to school, walked into the Drama (sorry, Performing Arts) room, and found a gaggle of Students from some crazy rural school in various stages of awakeness. I realised that today, a bunch of kids had used our Performing Arts room as a dormitory, so, I had to wait about half an hour for Band to start. Bah.

We began classes with History, and I sat there watching my friends and classmates making presentations about the Holocaust, while simultaneously dreading my own presentation. Next was a complete waste of a period, AKA Maths.

Recess, nothing of Importance happened.

In 3&4 we had History again, and I had to present my crappy presentation, then immediately after, Josh presented his. I could see the teacher still making marks on my sheet as Josh presented.

At lunch, again, nothing happened.

Period 5 was Italian. We were in the computer room. Nothing. I just sat there listening to people talk, while looking at a computer screen (I had no internet money L)

In period 6, I had a music lesson. Really, all that happened was us going over and over again on a boring piece. Blah.

I walked over to Jewell station with Josh and Brooklyn after school. Actually, I sprinted down Dawson street, and through a carpark to spend about 5 minutes with them, before sprinting back up Union street to go to Cydus with Jesse. I didn’t do too well.

That night, I had Scouts, boring, then I got on the internet, and did nothing.

So, there’s 300 or so words about Wednesday, the only quasi-normal day in this triumvirate of terror.

On Thursday, I woke up (etc), and went to school. I had IT first. It sucked. We did nothing. At all. Then I had… Graphics. The bane of all sane people in this world. I have no idea why I was even in that class. I didn’t choose it. No one in that class did. Maybe we were all being punished for something. I don’t recall doing anything wrong…

In period 3&4, we were supposed to have English, but instead, we watched the Year 11 theatre studies class perform a theatrical adaptation of Agatha Christies’ “The Mousetrap.” It was amazing. Incredible, it really was. Hannah Dennison was so good in her role, as was (unfortunately, I don’t know the names of any of the other actors, save Jesse Marshall, who was also good) the student who played Perr…rr…edgini. Hehe.

In 5&6 we had P.E. We did Table Tennis and Weights training. The Weights training was alright, but the Table Tennis was basically just me at the bottom of a stairwell, trying to hit balls up the stairs, and having them (and bats) thrown down at me. L.

So, after school, I walked over to Jewell with Josh again, walked back to Grantham street, and caught the tram home. It was there that I heard the news that made this week crap.

(Suspenseful drum roll)

We had been burgled during the day. Dad’s laptop, $1800 of fundraising money for the Scout group, my flute, my MP3 player, My Nintendo DS, mum’s rings, my brother’s wallet, and assorted other crap was stolen. The question Sam (my brother) was asking was “Why? Why us?” The question I was asking was “Why? Why not our crappy DVD player?”

All that aside, I didn’t go help out with the younger scouts. I probably should have, in retrospect. They really make your problems seem insignificant. Oh well. I went to Tae Kwon Do, and I got out all my aggression. I went to sleep exhausted, but slightly happier than at about 4:00 Pm (when I got home from school).

Which brings me to today. (My retinue from day to day never changes, so, lets just say I left for school) I left for school. When I got there, I went and talked to Josh, who, as usual, was playing cards. He was very sympathetic. I then went and found Gabby and Blaine, who proceeded to ask me “How was your…last night?”

‘How to react?’ I wondered…

“Oh, pretty crap…” I said

“Oh no, why?” said they…

“Well…we got burgled yesterday”

*faces of shock horror*

“yeah”

So, today wasn’t all that fun. Try explaining to your music teacher why you don’t have your flute with you. It’s not fun, let me tell you.

We had double history (crap), Recess (we played a sort of cricket with out hands and a plastic wristband), , double graphics (crap), Lunch (we played cricket again, this time with a tennis ball. Kate got hit on the head, and while Blaine and I were batting, We ran into each other. I managed to split my eye open (not too serious) and graze Blaine’s chin), and double maths (crap). I went to Cydus with Josh and Jesse again, and, again, I didn’t do too well. Oh well.

I got home at about 7:00, realised that we were having a party, experienced an “ohnosecond” when I saw how many people were looking at this poor boy, walking in 3 hours late from school, with angry parents to face.

Which brings me to now, sitting here at the (thankfully still there) computer listening to Weird Al Yankovic bleat out some music, and nursing my poor, bust up eye.

Great. And I have work tomorrow. Won’t this be fun to explain?

Ben

P.S This turned out to be about 1084 words long. Pretty Damn good, huh?

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Damn...

If I'd known how crappy today was going to be this morning, I would have rolled over and just left today behind... Unfortunatly, I don't have the power of foresight, just retrospect, so here it is...
I woke up. Dressed, shower, etc...
Walked to school. Talked to Josh.
Science. Crap all, just in the computer POD room (piece of crap room that it is), researching some lazy ass questions that the teacher was too bored to write herself.
Recess. Nothing.
Maths. Test. Finished, but mixed up tan and cos, so, probably failed :(
Lunch. Watched as Jesse and Nick terrorised Kate and Gabby. Lowlights included
  • Pulling out hairties (Both)
  • Filling Pencil case with water (Kate)
  • Filling Pencil case with mulch (Kate)
  • Stolen Locks (Both)
  • Taunting (Both)
And such and such...
I intervened sometimes, like getting Kate's pencil case out of some mud that was fenced off(No idea why it was fenced off).
IT. CRAP ALL. Just pretended to work on my website, screwed around with Command Prompt.
Now that was fun. Or, not fun, but, mildly entertaining.
Then I walked to work with Josh, worked for about 5 hours, managed to drop about $35 worth of bacon, and then came home, and sat down on my crappy chair, and started writing whatever came into me head. Here we are. And, I'm hoping that tomorrow will be a LOT better, even with a project due. Damn.
I don't feel any better for having written this.
The Amazing MonkeyMan
Ben Smith

Monday, November 07, 2005

Just so you know...

I'm in one of the worst moods I've been in recently. Unfortunately, since many people read this blog, I can't just go out and write what I'm thinking. Damn.
However, I can make a brave stab at being cryptic... so here goes.
Today started pretty normally, with my waking up late, eating a hurried breakfast, then getting driven to school. Actually, that's quite abnormal, I normally walk. Oh well.
When I got to school, I went and talked to Josh for a while, watching him play cards. Then the crappy bell rung and we had to go to Science. Ms S was 10 minutes late; I think she said something about Nick and Jesse telling her we were in F18... We're never in F18...
So, that was pretty much a non-event, 'sept we did a crappy attempt at a debate, not that we were crappy, just, the debate was not well planned. So there.
We had about 10 minutes to work out a response to some cryptically written topic, and we did... ok, I guess. Not too bad, in any case.
So then we had recess... another non event, I guess... Nothing much happened, so, yeah. I ended up running after Jesse quite a few times today, maybe... once or twice at recess?
Then we had PE. We played Netball *COUGH-CRAP-COUGH* and Indoor Hockey... hehehe. I was the goalie; I only let in one, for about 5 attempts.
Italian. Nothing much, just did some work then played Icy Tower. I got to floor... 340 or so? I can't remember.... but the platforms were vines, so, yeah.
Lunch. Up until now, today was pretty good.
Unfortunately, this was not to continue.
First up, Jesse said something stupid. I can't even remember what it was... Anyway, I ended up running after him (#2), and this time, I managed to catch him. I grabbed his bag, and he shrugged it off. I held it there for a second, then said "Anybody want this? Otherwise, I'm throwing it over a wall." You may think that that was pretty harsh, but just wait, they get me back.
Jesse and Kate made a motion towards me, and Kate grabbed the bag. Jesse was trying to distract me. I held on, so Blaine started tickling me. I kept holding on to the bag. Jesse noticed that there was an unopened packet of "Personal Lubricant" lying on the ground (henceforth known as "Lube"). So Jesse grabbed the bag, Kate let go, and opened the Lube. She moved to squeeze it on me, and I dropped the bag. Quick as a flash, Jesse grabbed the Lube, and put it on my lock. Only on one side though. I ran after him again (#3), and then again (#4). By this time, everyone had congregated outside to a courtyard. We met up there again. I walked off, and tried to open my lock. Lube got all over my hands. "Damn." I thought. I got the damn thing open though, and pulled out the second packet of Lube, that Jesse or Nick had put in there. Just to check, because I thought I saw it there at recess. I chucked it out of my locker, onto the floor.
Then, I ran to the courtyard, and jumped on Jesse, wiping the lube on him. I jumped back, and he threw his sandwich at me. Peanut Butter and Jam. All down the back of my shirt. So, I ran after him (#5), then walked to my locker, grabbed the Lube that was on the floor, and put it on HIS lock. Then I walked back, realised that there was Peanut Butter and Jam down my back, and yelled at Jesse. He offered to clean it off for me, and clean my lock. I agreed to that. After an extremely awkward cleaning session in the F block toilets (nothing happened) I went to see Josh in the Library. Then, the bell rang, and we went to English.
Apart from Blaine making obscene gestures at me from across the room, Peter giving me hell (but getting just as much) and boring work, it was pretty much nothing...
So then I walked with Josh to Jewell station, we had a good heart-to-heart, and then I walked to the tram station, via the newsagent, brought a comic, went home, read the comic, and went on the internet. And here we are. That's my day. Pretty boring, huh?
Ben

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Time Passes...

So fast these days...
I'd post what I'm thinking, but this isn't a "secret blog", so in my head it will stay...
I got an "A" for my music exam, aren't I good :P
One of my friends is doing a music exam quite soon, so good luck to her, you'll be fine :D
Ah, still, no 500 word post :P I'll get there
The Amazing MonkeyMan
Ben Smith

Friday, September 30, 2005

Oh My God There's a Magical Trevor 3

It's here...
But that's not the point.
The point is, the Holidays are nearly over.
And that sucks.
Also, I have a music exam in (at time of writing, 30th of September, 2005, 7 :45 PM) 3 days, 18 Hours and 47 Minutes. Scary. And I'm not nearly ready for it. Very Scary.

But, I digress (cool word). Magical Trevor 3. It's here, not queer, get used to it.

I'm rambling, so, I'll let you get back to whatever the hell you were doing, and leave you with the fact that I still havn't managed to pull a competant 500 Word post out of some unknown orifice (another cool word) since... 1:15 PM, on Tuesday, August 03, 2004. Thats how long I've been posting. Sad, eh?
The Amazing MonkeyMan
Ben

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Yes, I believe it's time...

To add another post!
Hehehee...
..
I can't think of anything to say. At all.
Wow. Me, lost for words...(I wonder how long I can string this out)
Well, I have work in about 2 hours, wont that be fun
Hey, is anyone gonna take up Ms Gay's offer for the research help at the state library?
I think that will be fun.
Or, not fun, but interesting.

Blah.
This is sad. Me, sitting here pulling this pathetic attempt at a post out of some unknown orifice, whereas other people can just sit down and write a 250 word post in ten minutes!

I envy those people.

The Amazing MonkeyMan
Ben Smith

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Yep, Still here

I think I might be the only one still postifying...
It's kinda lonely.
But, I will keep postifying untill they make me stop, so have fun out there :P
The Amazing MonkeyMan
Ben Smith

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Ok.....

ydgc18dusu, you are sure one weird person ....

But, then again, i guess you're just a bot, so, it really doesn't matter...
But seriously, Blogger, you need more quality control, and also a sort of filtering system, to rpevent things like that happening

Saturday, July 02, 2005

That Song For Blaine

OK. You may remember, a couple of days ago, that my MSN name was: "Found the funniest song for Blaine", right? So, anyways, Here are the lyrics. It's Called "I'm Fat"

Your butt is wide
well mine is too
Just watch your mouth
or I'll sit on you
The Word is out better treat me right
cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on,ham on whole wheat all right

My zippers bust my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than chinatown

Well I never use the phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

'Cause I'm fat, I'm fat shamu
(really,really fat)
You know I'm fat you know it
(really, really fat)
You know I'm fat you know it you know
(really fat)
And my shadow weighs a forty two pounds
let me tell you once again who's fat

If you see me comin' your way
better give me plenty o' space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
then won't you feed my face

'Cause know I'm fat,I'm fat come on
(really,really fat)
I'm fat you know it you know
(really fat)
You know ,you know,come on
(really really fat)
ooh,woo when i sit around the house
i really sit around the house

When you're only havin' seconds,
I'm havin' twenty-thirds.
When I go to get my shoe shined,
I hafta take their word.

You know I'm fat, I'm fat shamu
(really,really fat)
I'm fat you know it you know
(really fat)
You know ,you know,come on
(really really fat)
All by myself I'm a crowd
Let me tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat
Also, The Link on the post name is my other blog, for MSN:D

Sunday, June 19, 2005

Something Brave, requiring sound :P:P

OK. This is possibly the bravest thing I have ever done.



Put a link to a movie I made on a website. :D

But seriously... if you have sound, and constructive comments, and an open mind... the I would appreciate any kind komments about teh Movie I made.

Ben Smith
The Amazing MonkeyMan

Thursday, June 16, 2005

OOPS

Don't know what happened last post...
Lets try again, witht he lonk in the post title :P

The Amazing MonkeyMan
Ben Smith

W00T!

FINALLY GOT PAID FOR WORK!!!



a little less that i thought though...




tell ya if you ask :P


also, NEW ZELDA!!!!!
WOO!!!!!!
THE... um... somehting... I don't know... go to

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Yer, Still sick :P

But not dead! and school tomorrow! Not exactly YAY!, but still!
If you don't know, I started work a while back.... It's good fun, and OK wages too, if you don't mind me saying :P

And thanks Blaine, for your kind komments :P And Kate! How long have you still been posting? (since May 10th, or somehing, I know...)

But No, I don't like Brooklyn :P

Ben Smith
The Amazing MonkeyMan

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Damn, but YAY!

Fuggery
Damnation
Consarnit
BAH!!!!!!!!
Lol. yer , I'm sick.
*cough cough sick, not pedo sick*
yer
So! In light of this, I have decided (decreed if you will) that all visitors to MonkeyMan's Jungle will get a free Emoticon! For MSN!
YAY!
Just E-Mail Me!
YAY!
neb_thims@hotmail.com!
YAY!
Ben Smith
YAY!
The Amazing MonkeyMan

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Setting the record straight.

NO, I DON'T LIKE BROOKLYN.
AS FAR AS I KNOW, SHE DOES NOT LIKE ME. IN FACT, I AM 99.9999999999 and so on.... % SURE THAT SHE DOESN'T.
Yeah....
SO, you can all shut the hell up, and stop with all the "Benny Bunny"s... and the "How's Brooklyn"s, and so on....
.... yeah
The Amazing MonkeyMan

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

NICK!!!

BAH!!!!
THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ON THAT ONE!!!
BAH!
For a bad MSN convo, click on the above link, which also gets the MOTW this week.

Friday, April 29, 2005

New Neopets, and The Matrix...

First of all, there is this, stylish fellow...



Then, there is this guy


And all of these things...




























Yeah. Lots. I voted for this one...



It's called the Xayxay, very cool...
Anyway, The Matrix is very cool, I just saw the newest one, Revolutions, this week, awesome movie, although Blaine doesn't think so.
If anyone knows the name of the books those movies are based on, a special mention is in order... :P
Well, thats all.
The Amazing MonkeyMan
Ben Smith

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

MOTW Reloaded

The famed MOTW award is back up!
YAY!!!
AYY!!!
YYA!!!
WTF!!!
...
yeah.
But now, its for websites...
and.... they don't...
um...
actually put the dealie on thier site...
but, you know...
they...
get a...
link...
to their page from the title of the MOTW posts.
SO!
The first one is neopets...
just because I can't think of any other...

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

MSN 7.0

DO NOT GET THIS!!!!!
Let me reiterate:
DO NOT GET THIS!!!!!DO NOT GET THIS!!!!!DO NOT GET THIS!!!!!DO NOT GET THIS!!!!!DO NOT GET THIS!!!!!DO NOT GET THIS!!!!!DO NOT GET THIS!!!!!DO NOT GET THIS!!!!!DO NOT GET THIS!!!!!DO NOT GET THIS!!!!!DO NOT GET THIS!!!!!DO NOT GET THIS!!!!!DO NOT GET THIS!!!!!DO NOT GET THIS!!!!!DO NOT GET THIS!!!!!DO NOT GET THIS!!!!!
Yeah.
So, there's a story behind all this, if you must know...
I was bored one day, and thought I'd get MSN 7.
It's free, and automatic...
So, I got it.
But, the damn thing wouldn't let me sign in!!!
AHHH!!!!
So, I E-mailed Josh, who I was messaging at the time...
He told me to download 6.2 again, and screw 7...
So I did. 11 E-mails later, and All is good again!
YAY!!!!
...
Yeah...
w00t
THats all for now, so BAH!
The Amaizng MonkeyMan
Ben Smith

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Again with the posting...

You know what song was playing over and over in my head a day or two ago?
The SpongeBob Squarepants "Goofy Goober Song".
BAAHHH!!!!!!
That really annoyed my, but It was a good song....
So yeah. Thats my story, and I'm sticking to it.
So, until next time, BAH!!!!

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

I'm BACK!!!!!

Yee HA!!!!
WOOOP WOOOP WOOP WOP
YAY!
lol....
:P
yeah.
I'm back!
YAY!
.......
I was bored, so I decided to post again! YAY!
Any comments would be appreciated!
The Amazing MonkeyMan
Ben Smith