That Song For Blaine

OK. You may remember, a couple of days ago, that my MSN name was: "Found the funniest song for Blaine", right? So, anyways, Here are the lyrics. It's Called "I'm Fat"

Your butt is wide
well mine is too
Just watch your mouth
or I'll sit on you
The Word is out better treat me right
cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on,ham on whole wheat all right

My zippers bust my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than chinatown

Well I never use the phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

'Cause I'm fat, I'm fat shamu
(really,really fat)
You know I'm fat you know it
(really, really fat)
You know I'm fat you know it you know
(really fat)
And my shadow weighs a forty two pounds
let me tell you once again who's fat

If you see me comin' your way
better give me plenty o' space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
then won't you feed my face

'Cause know I'm fat,I'm fat come on
(really,really fat)
I'm fat you know it you know
(really fat)
You know ,you know,come on
(really really fat)
ooh,woo when i sit around the house
i really sit around the house

When you're only havin' seconds,
I'm havin' twenty-thirds.
When I go to get my shoe shined,
I hafta take their word.

You know I'm fat, I'm fat shamu
(really,really fat)
I'm fat you know it you know
(really fat)
You know ,you know,come on
(really really fat)
All by myself I'm a crowd
Let me tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat
Also, The Link on the post name is my other blog, for MSN:D