Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Self-Googleage

You ever google your own name? Like, "Benjamin Smith"?
Well, I'm sure your name isn't "Benjamin Smith", but if it is, howdy. You're the bomb.
Anyways. I googled "Benjamin Smith" just now. And wouldn't you know it. A Cricketer, an actor, and a racist mass-murderer. Yeah, turns out we're not all so straight and narrow. Sorry, my new found "Ben Friend", turns out we have a rotten apple in our barrel. This particuar Ben, "Benjamin 'August' Smith" was a member of the Creativity Movement, and apparrently decided that since one of their members didn't get a law licence or something, he'd go kill a bunch of non-white people. And, you know, he'd broken up with his Girlfriend of one year because he was hitting her... and he got in trouble at school for distributing literature about the Creativity Movement. Not to mention some drug problems.

So, ol' Benny boy decided to go huntin'. Over one weekend, he killed... (lemme count)... 3 and wounded about 10 (turns out the drugs were messin' with his aim). Then this crazy ass church made him a matyr. Falay!

Man, I'm never googleing myself again.
Ben

References:
http://eyeonhate.com/pows/pows6.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Church_of_the_Creator

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