Enjoy
Incidentally, any views expressed in this conversation don't necessarily reflect those of either Josh or myself, we were both VERY tired, and both have just recovered from illness, so it's not our fault if we said something that offended you.
Ben says:
hey
Josh says:
yo
Ben says:
whats up?
Josh says:
why do u always ask that?
Josh says:
it's such a stupid question
there's only like, 2 answers to it
1.) the stereotypical white-gangsta 'not much'
Ben says:
lol
Josh says:
2.) a boring explanation of what im doing
and even then its gramatically incorrect
and contextually
Ben says:
lol
fine
hang on a sec
Ben says:
hey
Josh says:
hey
Ben says:
how are you
Josh says:
THATS JUST AS BAD!
Ben says:
lol
Josh says:
1.) I'm good
2.) YOU DONT FUCKING CARE HOW I AM!
(as in, bad day)
those are the two options
lol
Ben says:
then what question should i ask?
"how you doin?"
Josh says:
no
Ben says:
"whats shaking"
Josh says:
that sounds like u want to get in my pants
Ben says:
lol
Josh says:
shaking is even worse than the other two combined
Ben says:
lol
Josh says:
how about 'what you up to?'
that's a bit more open
and less retarded/sexy sounded
Ben says:
lol
but in the context of MSN/phone/texting, whats up means what are you up to
it's a broad question
Josh says:
well, when u say it to me it sounds retarded
Ben says:
lol
Josh says
fucking computer is crashing so fucking much
i try to do a virus scan BUT THE COMPUTER CRASHES
Ben says:
lol
owned
like my pic?
Josh says:
so anyway, back to this mass attrition thing righ
we get 2 of every animal
Ben says:
lol
Josh says:
and put them on a big ship right
and then we put peter on
coz we know he likes it
then.. here's the best part
NUKE IT
Ben says:
lol
Josh says:
i can successfully say ive killed one of every animal
at LEAST
Ben says:
two of ever animal
Josh says:
the second one is there for backup
Ben says:
lol
i like my pic, it reminds me of me
a pale dude with glasses and many scars
well, just one scar
Josh says:
man, at laest jesse gets straight to the point
Ben says:
?
Josh says:
'WANNA PLAY WEARCRAFT?!'
Ben says:
lol
didn't even ask me
Josh says:
well, ben, if u ever come to school dressed all in black, with red glasses, pasty white skin and MASCARA....
I will:
1.) Call you christo and taunt you with a razor blade just out of reach
Ben says:
there's no MASCARA
Josh says:
check out his eyes man
HIS EYES MAN!
Ben says:
they're Skary eyes, they're meant to be like that
Josh says:
what the fuck do u think the emos use?
they just put SO much of the fucking shit that it goes ALL AROUND the eyes
Ben says:
and i already have pasty white skin, so thats no problem
Josh says:
"YOU SO FAT U GO ALL ROUND ROOM"
Ben says:
i could paint my glasses red....
hmm
lol
Josh says:
do you want me to call you christo?
Ben says:
no
NO
Josh says:
:P
Ben says:
NOOO
although'
Josh says:
u didnt seem quite so against it the other night
no, he doesnt get good chicks
Ben says:
the sad thing is, we're pretty similar
Josh says:
just more emo ones
not really
christo is fucking weird
Ben says:
i know
i didn't mean like that'
Josh says:
well u and i certainly aint similar
Ben says:
i mean, looking at his "pickup strategies", i see similarities between him and me, at least me a year ago
Josh says:
well, i was gonna call u short, but ur like.. bah
Ben says:
short?
not so short anymore
Josh says:
yes, the year before i implanted my protein strain into your brai-- er..
Ben says:
5'9"... maybe more
lol
Josh says:
you are now 42% me
you do realize what's made of protein?
Ben says:
what about the other 58%
Josh says:
*grins*
Ben says:
oh god
OMG
AHH!
Josh says:
well, i managed to put in part marilyn manson
POTATOES
Ben says:
*rinses tongue out*
oh
lol
Josh says:
lol
Ben says:
i thought you meant something else
Josh says:
what were u thinking?
oh, i must've spoofed in there by accident
Josh says:
POTATO SPOOF
Ben writes:
Josh says:
~o
they aint so fucking little
looks like one of those things i saw floating in the toilet the other day
Ben writes:
Ben says:
lol
Josh says:
FOETUS!
Ben says:
lol
Josh says:
sorry, im in a humorful mood today, in case u havent noticed
Ben says:
i don't care, it's fun
Josh says:
mayb thats really ur tongue
or like.. a half-drawn duck with a bent-beak
Ben says:
lol
Josh says:
with no eyes
or body
or lower-beak
Josh says:
man, its fucking weird
everyone at school is like, hanging on my every fucking word
i walk into class in casual right
Ben says:
Yeah…
Josh says:
so everyones like 'oooooh'
Ben says:
lol
Josh says:
and kate's like, bursting to talk to me and ask me how i am
Ben says:
aww
Josh says:
and bree sees me and shes like ... *jaw drops*
Ben says:
lol
Josh says:
*imitates super owesome squad* hah.. your sexyy.... *Drools*
Ben says:
lo
*lol
Josh says:
her friend did this awesome curl thing to her hair
(bree)
but it was fucked up
Ben says:
lol
Josh says:
coz she had it straightened half, then just this line where it went curly
and it looked gay
Ben says:
owned
Josh says:
then she did something to it after school and its like.. 1000x better
looked kinda like emily with curls
that is, hair
Ben says:
nice
Josh says:
but MAN jayden is fucking weird
Ben says:
who
the
fuck
is
Josh says:
me and bree are talking outside the train station (she made me miss my train, wtf)
Ben says:
jayden
Josh says:
um..
Ben says:
owned
Josh says:
he used to be in S-class
like, 9s
kinda dropped out
gone weird now
Ben says:
you mean justin?
Josh says:
ill poiont him out next time
no, jayden
Ben says:
red hair?
Josh says:
no
Ben says:
oh
Josh says:
JAYDEN
lol
Ben says:
my bad
Josh says:
dw, obviously u dont know him
so he walks up to me and he's like *empty look*
'woooah.. are you going out with her?'
Ben says:
lol
Josh says:
and im like 'uh... no'
Ben says:
did ya punch him?
Josh says:
*more empty looks*
'really? dont, she's fucking weird man.. crazy..' *stumbles off*
Ben says:
i woulda punched him
Josh says:
he's so fucking drugged up
not sure whether hes gonna fucking jump on ya and start punching you or whether hes joking around, lol
btw, dont mention to brooky that u havent studied
Ben says:
lol
ok
Josh says:
she has to do 37 and a half hours of study by thursday
lol
Ben says:
wow
Josh says:
im studying just for math and science
chinese ive got in my dictionary
english will be easy and we cant really study for that
IT is so fucking easy - basic html
history will be harder
Ben says:
yeah
Josh says:
and scumm will be so fucking easy its not funny
Ben says:
i'm boned in history and science
Josh says:
history got moved to the 5th
Ben says:
score
Josh says:
i couldnt remember if i told u or not
Ben says:
you didn't D
Josh says:
and i think i remember reynolds saying something about the project being due like, week after holidays or something
which could be a problem if im going to NSW
but i prolly wont
Ben says:
sweeeet
Josh says:
and if i do ill prolly kill myself
lol
Ben says:
lol
Josh says:
there's only so much time u can spend with 4 women
Ben says:
yeah
Josh says:
and an old dude before u go crazy
no guitar.. no computer..
fuck that, im taking my guitar, lol
Ben says:
lol
Josh says:
now i just need a mp3 player... *nudge nudge*
Ben says:
lol
Josh says:
*nudges harder*
Ben says:
"i won't pay, i won't pay ya, no wayyyyyy, now now why don't you get a job"
Josh says:
lol
i was thinking more along the lines of backing up all ur music
THEN DESTROYING IT
Ben says:
lol
Josh says:
and implanting my wonderful happy-go-emo songs and heavy metal into it
Ben says:
pfft
screw emo
Josh says:
they're not really emo
they just sound like they have emo lyrics, lol
Ben says:
lol
like the offspring
and some RBF
well, 1 RBFD
*RBF
Josh says:
no, the offspring have always been gay
i mean.. uh
*realizes hasnt clinched the deal yet*
Ben says:
*kills all chances*
Josh says:
OFFSPRING?! I HAVE ALLLLL THEIR ALBUMS
esp. that one.. pretty fly for a white guy
i remember when it first came out
i like.. died that day
Ben says:
*has stopped listening*
btw, i got teh pure pwnage podcast
Josh says:
well congrats
Ben says:
thank you
Josh says:
too bad there's not much dif.
Ben says:
none whatsoever
do you have the E3 one?
Josh says:
nah, cbf'd
ill do it later
Ben says:
lol
Josh says:
its late at night
Ben says:
yeah
wtf is up with wikipedia?!
its taking FOREVER
Ben says:
Virgins to Root, places to drink at
Josh says:
and now my forward button just stopped working, wtf
Ben says:
lol
Josh says:
so great
my fucking forward button starts working
and wikipedia is running
then i go and copy + paste that wine bit
AND IT CRASHES
Ben says:
lol
wine?
Josh says:
hang in there kitty
Ben says:
lol
© 1958... persistant or not, that kitty is long dead
Josh says:
omfg great, so fucking wikipedia is being gay again
oh wtf
so i goto google
and that loads straight away
Ben says:
lo
*lol
Josh says:
and then it must've fucking scared wikipedia into running
coz it started working
Ben says:
what are you searching for?
Josh says:
fucking google.. own everything now
sds
Ben says:
just uise MSN search
Josh says:
i dunno, i randomly put it in to trick wikipedia into working coz it realized i was using something better
Ben is searching for:
SDS
Search finds:
SDS - Surf Dive 'N' Ski http://www.sds.com.au/catalogue_menu.html
Untitled Document http://www.sds.com.au/
Salvatorians Australia http://www.sds.org.au/
More Results ...
Ben says:
wow
gay
Josh says:
okay
lesson learnt
dont put non-microwable plastics in the microwave
Ben says:
lmfao
nice work
Josh says:
lol
Ben says:
i mean, why would you do thta?
Josh says:
coz the package didnt say NOT to put int he microwave
so i just assumed it was okay
Ben says:
lol
Josh says:
man, im fucking crazy
Ben says:
lol
Josh says:
is rice meant to be black?
Ben says:
no
no it is not
Josh says:
i mean, theres red rice, theres white rice, there's gotta be black rice right?
we got whites - aka, us, reds - aka them, blacks - aka the other them
Ben says:
lol
Josh says:
why not have equal rice?
civil rice movement
Ben says:
lol
lmfaothats good
Josh says:
OH MY GOD THERE'S BLACK RICE
BUT ITS REALLY WORMS
Ben says:
lmfao
Josh says:
http://www.dreamstime.com/chineseblackrice-thumb112124
wait, no its not
just looked like it
Ben says:
lol
Josh says:
its actually more reddish/black
Ben says:
lmfao!!!!
http://www.dotaportal.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=26920
read
NOW
Josh says:
the only thing im worried about the whole rice thing tho is
the picture said 'CHINESE black rice'
Ben says:
lol
Josh says:
wow
how fucking racist is this packet
'Black Rice Cracker'
Ben says:
lol
wow, triple threat
Josh says:
Black rice cracker
340 x 255 pixels - 57k - jpg
www.chicagofood.com
Ben says:
did you read that?
Josh says:
http://www.uni-graz.at/~katzer/pictures/xylo_01.jpg
Dried negro pepper fruits
247 x 216 pixels - 8k - jpg
Ben says:
lmfao
looks like dried shti
*shit
yeah, i'm so puttin this on my blog
Josh says:
lol
Ben says:
lmfao
pwned
Josh says:
Plant family
Annonaceae (custard apple family).
so they ARE related to us
Ben says:
lol
Josh says:
man, im so fucking random late at night
Ben says:
i know
Josh says:
u should bring some people over to my house and video-tape me sometime
Ben says:
and you complain when Brooklyn gets like this
Josh says:
like big brother but without all teh sex
Ben says:
lol
Josh says:
but at least i make fucking sense
Ben says:
why limit yourself
Josh says:
she's just like. HAH
HAH
HAH
HAH
Ben says:
i rest my case
Josh says:
i actually make SMART observations
like the lack of African black rice
Ben says:
lol
yeah, real smart
Josh says:
yer, why not?
Ben says:
lol
Josh says:
u gotta admit the civil rice movement was pure genius
Ben says:
yeah, that was a good call
Josh says:
we got a white man trying to be black rice - eminem, we got a black man trying to be white rice - michael jackson
cept coz theres no african black rice
all eminem can be is CHINESE
Ben says:
lol
Josh says:
'blackanese'
Ben says:
lol
Josh says:
wonder why im talking about rice so much?
coz im eating it..
Ben says:
i guessed
Josh says:
its good
it has some green pepper in there
Ben says:
my god, am i the only sane person at 11:16?
Josh says:
i havent ranted about that yet
its 11:14
YOU ARE INSANE
or from the future
or im really lagging
d
d
d
d
Ben says:
OH
MY
FUCKING
GOD
YOU'RE TURNING INTO HOANG!
Josh says:
lol
nah, im trying not to
Ben says:
too late man
Josh says:
you know that, when i wake up - if i wake up, in the morning
Ben says:
TOO fucking late!
Josh says:
ill be back to josh
not reall
Ben says:
lol
Josh says:
*really
have i mentioned kate and u with stairs?
or cats?
ive mentioned chinese but not yet cats
Ben says:
it's happened man, it's happened, and you're too far gone to back
i think you just ddi
*did
Josh says:
lol
Ben says:
GG for me, i win
Josh says:
examples dont count nub
Ben says:
*victory dance*
hey, Josh's back
Josh says:
cya
Ben says:
cya later
Josh says:
remember, make me look good
Ben says:
ok
Aren't we awesome? And so are you if you got this far down the page without vomiting, or blowing up your computer to avoid reading it.
Ben
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