I've Been Thinking (Shock Horror)

No, really I have.
I mean, when are we going to get our marks?
I know, Zoe said Monday, but today is WEDNESDAY, and no marks for The MonkeyMan.
Sorry if I am being a bit rude, but I am a bit annoyed.
So, has anybody else got thier marks? No... Yes...
Ok, fine. Nobody answer. *starts crying*
*Stops Crying*
*Starts Enthralling friends about boring holidays*
Like I said, boring. BUT, we did see the princes diaries 2, great movie. And we are going to see YuGiOh today.
THats All, so BAH!
Ben
"The Amazing MonkeyMan"

A Monkeys Job Is Never Done

Why, you ask?
Well, simply because he is always helping people, and speaking in 2nd person.
If you are wondering what the hell that red thing is, then it is a POKEMON!
My favourite pokemon, Groudon! YAY!!!!

Yes, it's lame, but what can I do?

MOTW'S
Um, Oh, Uh, Um, Oh, Uh, Um, OH, Uh, L u t h e r...
Ben
"The Amazing MonkeyMan"

The Proverbial Book of Life

And so, another chapter in the proverbial book of life is closed. We have finished term 3, 2004. Term 7 of High School for most of us. Term 1 for 1 of us... Anyhoo, um.
Oh yeah.
Meg, you got a MOTW award ages ago, 17 posts ago.
So, as this project comes to a close, so must this post (awwww....)
But don't fret, for I will keep posting, once a week.
Ben
"The Amazing MonkeyMan"

Topics, MOTW

1. No, we should not trust the media, because they could be biased or only covering one side of a story.
2. The best thing I have learn't from the Blogs is HTML, and not to abuse HTML, as I have said every single time I was asked.
MOTW
Last week: Rebecca and Josh
This Week: Dilan and Evan

Why BRRR last time? I was going to enthrall you all with my tales of the hike I did, but decided to wait. So here is the BRRR.
We set up our tents at about 9 Pm on Friday, then went to sleep.
On Saturday I woke up at 7, thought my watch was mucked up, then realised I had to be Hiking at 8, so I got up. The Hike was cool, Literrally, because there was Rain, Sleet, Ice, and Snow. COLD!!!
I got to go to a hotel, because I got Hypothermic.

THen on Sunday, we had the Billy Cart Derby. We came 6th, and I fel in a deeeep mud puddle and was soaked.
BAH!!!
Yep, that was the BRRRR.
THats all...
The Amazing MonkeyMan
Ben Smith

BRRRRR!!!!

Olright, I have taken all of your gripes into account, and have decided to remove the popups. BUT, You all should have no problem viewing the text, seing as there is something between the text and the background. Maybe I'll change it...

Ben

BRAINTEASERS!!!!!

Ok, if you want to reply, just go like:
1. 300
2. It is a cheap-O computer
and so on...

1. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 Die. How many are left?
2. The MonkeyMan bought a word processor small enough to fit in his pocket. It can add, subtract, multiply, divide and write in all languages. It has a delete device that will correct any error, and no electricity is required to operate it. Amazing, it only cost 10 cents. How can it be so cheap?
3. Why can't a man living in South Carolina be buried in North Carolina?
4. Two men were playing checkers. Each played 5 games, and each won the same number of games. No draws. How can this be?
5. A man married 48 women. None of them died, he was never divorced, and he was one of the most admired men in town. How Come?

Ok, I'll post the answers later.
Thank you to the wonderful people at the Bathroom Reader's Institute, for these amazing brainteasers. I'm mentioning them so they won't sue the pants off me!
Ben
"The Amazing MonkeyMan"

Can I count to 3?

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
Lois: Oh look at Stewie, isn't he adorable playing with his Sesame Street Phone?

Stewie: Put me through to the Pentagon!

Ernie: Do you know what sound a cow makes?

Stewie: Don't toy with me Ernie, Ive already dispatched with Mr. Cooper, Ive got 6
armed men stationed outside Big Bird's nest, and as for Linda, well it's kind of
hard for a deaf women to hear an assassin approach isn't it?

Ernie: Can you count to three?

Stewie: Oh indeed I can. *Shoots phone* One! *Shoots phone* Two! *Shoots phone* Three! Heh heh..can I count to three, for God's sakes I'm already shooting at a fifth grade level.

Oh, MAN! I Love Family Guy!

Anyway, on to...*shudders* the new topics list ....
1. NO. It is not important to buy brand names. Why the deuce (An expression from Family Guy!) would it be? So they look nicer. But, can you wear them to work, especially if you have one of those messy jobs, like, um, a... Doctor, or a ... Builder. Could you wear a Mink Coat to those jobs? NO WAY! Especially if you are one of those Doctors who deliver babies, can't remember what they are called... And for food, they probably are the same product in nicer wrappings. Like Aldi (The German "Food Store"). They have all these exotic brands, with flashy wrappers, but every single one of them is a trademark of the Aldi Corporation. And, Aldi Calls themselvs a "Food Store". BUT,THEY SELL T.V's and BOXING GLOVES! WHAT KIND OF FOOD STORE SELLS THOSE KIND OF THINGS!?! BAH!
2. NO. There are CAsual users, there are people who spend 19 hours a day on the internet, there are frequent users, and there are hackers. *gasps* *dun, dun, duuuunnnnnnn*
The Hackers and the 19 Hourer's will have more knowladge aboit the internet, and the hackers will use this knowladge to either help or hinder. Some hackers are employed to break into websites. The 19 Hourers' find stuff about products or movies or books or anything, and tell everyone about it. But the rest of the Internet users know barely anything of what goes on in the internet. Which Stinks. BAH!
Ok, I'm done.












BAH!
The Amazing MonkeyMan
Ben Smith

Whoops...

Ok, so I got carried away with HTML. The form probably won't work. And, yes I am home sick, and yes, I'm will do my Flute exam tomorrow, and Yes, I will come ton school tomorrow.

So BAH!

Ben
"The Amazing MonkeyMan"

Josh chang wins this week.