That Song For Blaine

OK. You may remember, a couple of days ago, that my MSN name was: "Found the funniest song for Blaine", right? So, anyways, Here are the lyrics. It's Called "I'm Fat"

Your butt is wide
well mine is too
Just watch your mouth
or I'll sit on you
The Word is out better treat me right
cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on,ham on whole wheat all right

My zippers bust my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than chinatown

Well I never use the phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

'Cause I'm fat, I'm fat shamu
(really,really fat)
You know I'm fat you know it
(really, really fat)
You know I'm fat you know it you know
(really fat)
And my shadow weighs a forty two pounds
let me tell you once again who's fat

If you see me comin' your way
better give me plenty o' space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
then won't you feed my face

'Cause know I'm fat,I'm fat come on
(really,really fat)
I'm fat you know it you know
(really fat)
You know ,you know,come on
(really really fat)
ooh,woo when i sit around the house
i really sit around the house

When you're only havin' seconds,
I'm havin' twenty-thirds.
When I go to get my shoe shined,
I hafta take their word.

You know I'm fat, I'm fat shamu
(really,really fat)
I'm fat you know it you know
(really fat)
You know ,you know,come on
(really really fat)
All by myself I'm a crowd
Let me tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat
Also, The Link on the post name is my other blog, for MSN:D

Something Brave, requiring sound :P:P

OK. This is possibly the bravest thing I have ever done.



Put a link to a movie I made on a website. :D

But seriously... if you have sound, and constructive comments, and an open mind... the I would appreciate any kind komments about teh Movie I made.

Ben Smith
The Amazing MonkeyMan

OOPS

Don't know what happened last post...
Lets try again, witht he lonk in the post title :P

The Amazing MonkeyMan
Ben Smith

W00T!

FINALLY GOT PAID FOR WORK!!!



a little less that i thought though...




tell ya if you ask :P


also, NEW ZELDA!!!!!
WOO!!!!!!
THE... um... somehting... I don't know... go to

Yer, Still sick :P

But not dead! and school tomorrow! Not exactly YAY!, but still!
If you don't know, I started work a while back.... It's good fun, and OK wages too, if you don't mind me saying :P

And thanks Blaine, for your kind komments :P And Kate! How long have you still been posting? (since May 10th, or somehing, I know...)

But No, I don't like Brooklyn :P

Ben Smith
The Amazing MonkeyMan

Damn, but YAY!

Fuggery
Damnation
Consarnit
BAH!!!!!!!!
Lol. yer , I'm sick.
*cough cough sick, not pedo sick*
yer
So! In light of this, I have decided (decreed if you will) that all visitors to MonkeyMan's Jungle will get a free Emoticon! For MSN!
YAY!
Just E-Mail Me!
YAY!
neb_thims@hotmail.com!
YAY!
Ben Smith
YAY!
The Amazing MonkeyMan

Setting the record straight.

NO, I DON'T LIKE BROOKLYN.
AS FAR AS I KNOW, SHE DOES NOT LIKE ME. IN FACT, I AM 99.9999999999 and so on.... % SURE THAT SHE DOESN'T.
Yeah....
SO, you can all shut the hell up, and stop with all the "Benny Bunny"s... and the "How's Brooklyn"s, and so on....
.... yeah
The Amazing MonkeyMan